The FAFSA – New and Improved!

Couldn’t stop giggling. FUCK FAFSA

Kristen Hansen Brakeman

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Everyone hates the FAFSA college financial aid form.  It’s a pain in the neck to fill out, and for middle class families it seems like a big waste of time  – they won’t qualify for need-based aid anyway.

As usual, the government is quick to respond to complaints and is working on revising the form.  And thanks to the kids in my ten-year-old daughter’s “Learn to Code” class who accidentally hacked into the government’s website, I have an early version of the new, improved, FAFSA form.

Will it help middle class families?  Judge for yourself:

PARENTS’ ASSETS:

1. List your parents’ assets and income as fabricated on line 7 of their federal tax return.

2. List your parents’ “other money” like shady Cayman Island offshore accounts, loose change found cushions of sofa, contents of the coin jar in laundry room, and that envelope of cash they have in the  top drawer of their bedroom…

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